In My Mind’s Eye…

Ever wonder what people are thinking?  Yeah, me too.  The following is kinda like my week in review, per a few of my personal thoughts… things I probably would never say out loud.  Except to James. And sometimes I still am able to surprise him by the off things that run through my brain…

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My pie is leaking! Why is my pie leaking?! (The child finished it off regardless.)

  • Where’d all these dishes come from?  I just did the dishes.  Why is the sink full 15 minutes later? No one is ever allowed to eat again.  No more cooking, no more eating, no more dishes. Problem solved.  Oh wait, we can eat out.  That’ll work.  (Didn’t happen, and the sink continues to produce dirty dishes.)
  • Surprise, surprise… another cleavage shot.  I’m so tired of all the cleavage selfies.  Are you in that much need of attention?  Get a dog. (No, really… do these women even know what “self-respect” means?)
  • Why are you coming up behind me so fast?  Are you late?  You should plan your time better. Dude!  You’re too close!  Here, let me slow wayyyy down… (The driver behind me got the message loud and clear and backed off.)
  • B**ch!  Bring that owl to us now before I call the cops!  (Federally protected bird.  The lady was hemming and hawing about not having time to bring it to the rescue center even though it had been in her possession for over 12 hours already with a broken wing.  I didn’t have to use profanity; I flat out begged her and appealed to her sense of decency.  She found someone right away to bring us the owl.  And that’s why I make the big bucks… hahahaha)
  • Dongle.  What a stupid word.  Who came up with that stupid word?  “Hold on while I grab my dongle.”  Seriously?!  (I ordered a bluetooth USB dongle and still can’t get over that stupid term.)
  • I promise to never ever eat fruit and nuts before a run again, if I can just make it through this one without having to crawl.  (I didn’t have to crawl.)
  • Would it be wrong for me to ground my child from his PS4 just so I can use it to play the newest Kingdom Hearts game?  (A video game I’ve played from the moment it was first launched, only for the PlayStation.  I have been waiting for-ev-er for AJ to save up enough money for a PS4 so I can continue to play this game.  He graciously told me I could play it anytime if I stored my credit card number to his PlayStation account… I think I prefer the grounding method.)

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Have a happy week!

41 thoughts on “In My Mind’s Eye…

  1. benjaminpeach

    Wow! Um, could you maybe let us know what you are really thinking!! Lol. I have no idea what a dongle is. Would definitely eat the pie! Especially right this minute as I am starving and don’t want to cook because then there would be more dang dishes to wash!!!!! 😂

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      Hahahaha, yeah, sometimes I don’t have the purest of thoughts, 😀
      A dongle is actually a stupid term used for a USB adapter. I can’t believe they would actually put this term in a dictionary, lol!
      And yes! Yay!! You feel my pain on the dish situation! Empathy is a good thing, hehe! 😀

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  2. Angela Wills

    Paula, Paula, Paula…. doing dished is theraputic…… its vaccumming that cranks up the blood pressure…. crank up some Queen or Tears For Fears and go to it…. or you can always put on Fleetwood Mac’s Rumors…..
    How is the owl?
    With the heat wave down here, kitten season is coming early and I’m not ready.
    But…. Que Sera, que sera, what will be, will be… and we just get to try and cope.
    Love you….. Your Big Sister

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      Therapeutic!! What does “crazy” mean? 😉
      The owl had to be euthanized. It was a complete break, irreparable, would never fly again, poor thing.
      Good luck with kitten season! Baby season is just about on us here as well… fun stuff! Love you!

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      1. neveradullbling Post author

        Yeah, it was sad, 😦 . The owl had a brood patch too, meaning she either left behind babies or eggs. I asked the woman to go back and look for actual babies, but I’m going to hope there were none as I haven’t heard from her.

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      2. neveradullbling Post author

        I agree, but the story I was told is that the wind swept her away and she slammed into the side of a building. If she hit sideways, that would do it. But yes, usually it’s because they’ve been hit by a car.

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  3. artisticsharon

    B**ch is right!…hemming and hawing with an injured bird!! How selfish!!! I’m glad you finally convinced her to do the right thing. I got a good laugh from the rest…we think a lot alike! 😉 (p.s. had no clue what a dongle was till I Googled it – how STUPID!)

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  4. wanderwolf

    Paula, I love your crazy thoughts. Glad you decided to share them out loud.
    I think dongle is a ridiculous word, that pie looks delicious, and grounding AJ to play on it sounds totally kosher to me. 🙂 or you can just remind him of all your things you share/d with him. Maybe you can come to an agreement.

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      Awww, thanks Dorothea! Yeah, I’m thinking I’m going to have to bribe him big time to get any play time, lol!! But trust me, we’ll come to an agreement one way or another, 😉 (it’s the POM… power of mom, haha)

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  5. Susan Leighton

    In answer to your cleavage selfie syndrome question, NO, Paula! These girls think that they are so empowered by showing their tatas to the world. No, I don’t want to see your ass (sorry for the crudeness) either! Take that to the local stripper joint and get out of my Twitter feed, lol. Really funny blog!

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      Hahahaha, thanks Susan!! And be as crude as you like! The cleavage, the ass, the crotch shots…. really, you just have to pity them. How low is your self esteem to need that kind of attention?! One lady (our age) who was notorious for the booby thing had to shut down her twitter for a bit because she was being stalked. Well, duh! You asked for it, you got it bitch. I do not follow that trash anymore. 😀

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      1. Susan Leighton

        Neither do I. People don’t need to see my cleavage, my ass or anything of the ilk. If that is what they want to do, girls and women like that are a dime a dozen. Well, usually, they go for more than that…..;)

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  6. breidengale

    HA! I love all of this! Grounding is perfectly reasonable. It is just JUST Keith and I and our sink breeds dishes…and we eat out a lot…sigh yet all the spoons disappear. Weird. I immediately thought of my last blog pic with Michelle. It has a lot of my cleavage in it… worried you were talking about me. 😉 funny thing is now they are not real and not mine and so I don’t think about being as modest as I usually am. Totally understand the ‘crawling through a run moment’ got it no nuts before…. ah I miss you friend! ❤

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      Lol, thanks Renee! No, of course I wasn’t talking about you, but wrong attitude… they are real and they are yours as you paid dearly for them. And they look great! At least you don’t have to worry about the sag, 😂
      Yes, definitely no nuts or fruit before running! They are hard to digest and will hurt you, lol!!

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      Yes, thank you Donna! I wonder if those women will ever realize just how foolish they look? And OMG, the stupid people I have to deal with, you wouldn’t believe. “There’s an eagle on a light post flapping his wings… is that normal?” “There’s a raccoon who keeps eating my cat’s food outside and I want him to stop.” “There’s a deer in my yard. Why?” I’m not sure where common sense went, but no one seems to have it anymore, lol! Wishing you good luck for this weekend!!! You go girl!!

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  7. Lady G

    Girl! Okaaaay….Me and you are !
    First, I’m so over washing dishes. That’s why I buy paper plates! That cuts down on my dish pile significantly!
    Second, I swear I just had a person in a corvette run up behind/passed me running 960mph. So when we BOTH got to the traffic light (I call it the Great Equalizer) I looked over in the car and smiled. All that speeding in stop and go traffic for naught! LOL!
    Third, why would anybody wonder if they should bring an owl with a broken wing to a rescue center? People amaze me! Unlike you, I would have used the profanity 🙂
    Phew! Thanks for sharing those thoughts, it appears that we are the same woman in our heads! LOL!!

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    1. neveradullbling Post author

      I love the sweet justice of a red light, lol!! And I would’ve done the exact same thing… laughed at him and made sure he knew I thought he was an idiot!! 😀
      I love that I’m not the only one who would be thinking these thoughts!! It makes me feel… normal, hahaha!! Thanks Gwin! Hope you’re having a great weekend!! 😀

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  8. The Happy Healthy Kiwi

    Love this! I might have to steal this idea, my head is full of odd thoughts.

    PS dongle is a ridiculous word but hilarious at the same time

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